Thursday, July 24, 2008

Ken was and is always right

For you true Italian-Americans and Italian-American wannabes out there, I am dearly remorseful for the recent lack of my perspective. A good long-time friend of mine, Ken "Peniculus" A, suggested that I remove my most current blog so that I can remove my explicit content. Sorry for you Slayer fans, but I am going to follow this advice because he so kindly pointed out that google will cease to send random bloggers to my site for this reason. I need all the bloggerites I can acquire. You guys are more than a statistic to me; you are a number. Just kidding.
Thank you Ken - the true, one-and-only "Peniculus" that I have ever known at least. You are the greatest and a true inspirado to my bloggings with your http://weareofmichigan.blogspot.com blogs. I hope this blogging will serve to show that I respect and even admire my readers as if I were Steven Spielberg without an audience. Although most times I feel more like Stephen Hawking. (I hope you can figure that one out).
Dan's Final Thought/Advice: When in the course of Italian events, one must recall a time when they were young and toddling and gallavanting around like flys on crap. You may not have used your words wisely or even coherently, but you at least did not have the knowledge of the corrupted world of our contemporary times. You n'air used curse words or, in my case, detailed vulgarities. The content of my writings for all of the future to come with regards to my Italian-American perspective will require great intensity without the use of foul language. Like how Will Smith refuses to cuss on his records. I'm sure he cusses out his wench of a wife, that hot black chic Chiquita Smith or something. Adio.