Aggressive Tendencies and Italian Ways

You lookin' at me?  Huh!?  Well, stop lookin' at ah me and start ah lookin' at ah that naked female over there.  If you're lucky like me, this naked female will be a spicy asian like the one to my left.  If not, you'll have to settle for a lesser breed.  At least oriental women still have traditional values, and as Busta Rhymes would say, "Bitches know how to ack; like Mike Tyson smoke crack."  Please hold one second; I'm going to go eat some sushi...

Ok... whooooooo... I am back in black intact big momma.  Man Florida is more than a panhandle; it's also a mecca for the snatch of the universe.  I understand that I am a guido and that makes me more prone to violence and having underage relations with foreign diplomats.  But, I still revere my ancestors and their hard labor practices.  There is a fine line between reverence and aggressiveness.  Since I've been in Florida, I've walked that line more than Dewey Cox and his hard line.  

Refer back to my Testosterone Cost/Benefit Analysis (my first blog).  This will give more informative insight into why I have to be so aggressive in all my endeavors, business, pleasure or otherwise.  And by otherwise, I mean I had relations with a masseuse from Canada a few months back after being told it was a non-happy ending massage parlor.  I guess Asians are hornier than Italians after all.  Or maybe they just smell better.  

Dan's Final Thought/Advice :  Harness your aggressive tendencies without the use of drugs.  Take my word for it.  Tuna fish is much better for you than a heroin salad.  Only perverted minds such as my own would comprehend that.  Keep it clean and sober, and your odds of prosperity will increase many fold.  I love you all even if you are not Italian.  Adio.